Do you know that Istanbul is a fake name, they were named by ugly Turks named themselves to be part of Central Asia, they ruled the Balkans in 1600s and now they are just simply ugly and a hole outta your nose. They named it because they want to praise the god named The Batikan Bora aka the Devil Realist.

Batikan bora sux because Turkish Government said to him you are punished and now he is just a demon who controls human souls.

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